The absolute stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me. I work with the public on a daily basis and thus am subjected to complete and utter stupidity constantly but every now and then one comes along that puts all others to shame. Last night as I was working a person rode down the tram and I could tell the neandrathol intellegence level by just looking at them(I know neandrathol isin't spelled right, so sue me. Atleast I know the propper context in which to use it.) This woman was white trash personafied, 250 lbs atleast wearing a bikini top and daisy dukes, short dyke haircut cigar in her mouth, 2 cases of budice and her luggage in roses bags. She gets out of the tram car and starts telling us her life story and how her husband of 6 months just left her for her twin sister. Now I am expecting Jerry Springer and the cameras pop out but no such luck. She then goes into uncontrollable sobs and then when she didn't get the pitty she thought she deserved she goes apeshit and starts cussing us for not feeling sorry for her. Now I'm starting to see why her husband left her but I'm also getting annoyed and slightly angry " If she would havebeen a man she would already havve heen knocked out" so I called security and had him escort her to her room. After about 15 minuted security came back and said something that reminded me of my good buddy Ranger Tom, "I was looking for the mothership to come pick that one up" Someone please save me from this plague of stupid people.

As Always

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