Headline news. Berlin Germany replaces locks on NUKE plant!!!!!! After plant managers informed the German defense ministry that they had lost the keys to the entire plant they were promptly required to replace all 150 locks. Plant manager(insert really long ass german name here) was quoted as saying" I don't know how we are going to afford replacing all these locks we should just get new keys made". What the fuck? We shouldn't replace all the locks let's just leave all the doors wide open for anybody that wants to take a stroll inside. So there are stupid people everywhere, what a surprise. How do you loose an entire set of keys to a nuke plant? A damn NUKE PLANT? A car, your house or even your mail box but an NUKE PLANT?????? Well atleast germany has better control over their media than the US, if that would have happened over here talk about a shit storm. We would be at defcon 2 in the blink of an eye, the plant would be locked down and the full body cavity searches would begin, there would be local, state and federal police on scene looking for anybody in the plant who may have the slightest tie tothe middle east. Not to mention the military and department of energy personnel that would be on scene 24/7 guarding the place. The Germans went on with normal operations for almost a month before alerting the defense ministry and then wondered why they got so mad.
Had to post on that one.
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Had to post on that one.
As Always
Love me or hate me, You will remember me
The Ramblin Hillbilly
posted by The Ramblin Hillbilly at 5:35 AM
4 Comments:
Naw... If that happened over here, the left-sided media would somehow make it some warmongering Republican's fault for allowing the plant to exist in the first place. They might explain some of the actual facts on some obscure news channel, but only one time, and then it would become a race between the dim's in Congress and the Celiberals out in Hollywierd to see which one could make up other facts and demand Congressional hearings thereby wasting time and our tax dollars that could be spent a lot wiser.. :)
Good point, I was thinking about the immediate cluster fuck of a response after it all came out.Didn't think about the political side, I was on a bit of a ramble there. Could you tell?
Sheesh.. Rambling... Read any of my posts lately???
I actually thought it was quite funny.. Can you believe that Germans once, an probably still do think they're a superior race??
Ah, the Ubermench are at it again...
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