Will there ever be an end to the seemingly endless abundance of stupid people? Here for the past week or so I have been running my friends new store for him while he has been put on day shift. Rase X-treme Outdoor Sports llc, this guy is the real life Mcgyver(and so help me you had all better know who Mcgyver is). Anyway we carry Forge bows, they are really nice I purchased the first new one myself. We have a bow rack hanging up on the wall with about 5 new bows on it and a big 3ft banner(black with gold lettering) that hangs right above it. Yesterday a guy comes in and looks at the bows, looks at the banner and guess what he asks?????? Yup he asked what kind of bows do you carry? At this point I'm thinking he can't read very well but then he picks up a bow book off the rack and starts asking me questions about the article. After I satisfied his curiosity about the article he walks over to the arrow stand. Now the arrow stand is probably 6ft in length and has 72 dozen arrows in it, all of which say Carbon Express. The arrow stand has an even bigger 5 ft banner hanging over it(black with white letters this time) and he does it again. "What kinda arrows ya got" exact words that come out of his mouth. Now at this point I'm thinking this has got to be a test so I decide to play along and proceed to tell him Carbon Express and explain the various benefits over other similar arrows. Atfter a detailed explination he says thanks and then heads for the door. It was at this point that I decided that he was a fucking IDIOT. Our open/closed sign has 2 sides, one says open and the other closed. Well he looks and sees the closed side facing inward and yes he said it. I'm sorry I didn't know you were closed I thought the sign said open. I had to explain to this genuinely confused dumbass that the one facing outside was the one that mattered not the one facing inside.
Somebody save me from the stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Always
Love me or hate me, You will remember me
The Ranblin Hillbilly
Somebody save me from the stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Always
Love me or hate me, You will remember me
The Ranblin Hillbilly
3 Comments:
How in the hell did you keep from telling the guy what a dumb ass he was or just fall over laughing?
It was hard but you can't piss off the customers. I did just about piss on myself laughing as soon as he walked out the door!
I see stupid people...
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