Monday, August 28, 2006

The absolute stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me. I work with the public on a daily basis and thus am subjected to complete and utter stupidity constantly but every now and then one comes along that puts all others to shame. Last night as I was working a person rode down the tram and I could tell the neandrathol intellegence level by just looking at them(I know neandrathol isin't spelled right, so sue me. Atleast I know the propper context in which to use it.) This woman was white trash personafied, 250 lbs atleast wearing a bikini top and daisy dukes, short dyke haircut cigar in her mouth, 2 cases of budice and her luggage in roses bags. She gets out of the tram car and starts telling us her life story and how her husband of 6 months just left her for her twin sister. Now I am expecting Jerry Springer and the cameras pop out but no such luck. She then goes into uncontrollable sobs and then when she didn't get the pitty she thought she deserved she goes apeshit and starts cussing us for not feeling sorry for her. Now I'm starting to see why her husband left her but I'm also getting annoyed and slightly angry " If she would havebeen a man she would already havve heen knocked out" so I called security and had him escort her to her room. After about 15 minuted security came back and said something that reminded me of my good buddy Ranger Tom, "I was looking for the mothership to come pick that one up" Someone please save me from this plague of stupid people.

As Always

Love me or hate me, You will remember me

The Ramblin Hilbilly

Saturday, August 19, 2006





And people ask me why I want to spend the big bucks to get into the world of competative paintballing. Need I say anymore? "Note" these are all actual players and not models!!!!!

As Always

Love me or hate me, You will remember me

The Ramblin Hillbilly




And people ask me why I want to spend the big bucks to get into the world of competative paintballing. Need I say anymore? "Note" these are all actual players and not models!!!!!

As Always

Love me or hate me, You will remember me

The Ramblin Hillbilly

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Yeah that's right the Ramblin Hillbilly is a paintballer. Have been for some time now but have never really had the urge to post about it but now that I have been sponsored and am considering going semi pro I thought I'd say a word or 2 about it. First off I have to thank my sponsors Rogue Outfitters for being so helpful and for sending me the hand signed poster of the lovely Rogue ladies Ashley and Bree"hopefully I'll get to meet them soon". Now that I have that out of the way I'm looking to set up a speedball field and hopefully by next year be on the smackz series tour, which would kick so much ass it's not even funny"thanks Dona for hooking me up with the right people". If that happens the big boys and lovely ladies of the paintball world will be right here in wv playing on my field with possible national exposure on espn and I don't even need to say how much money, exposure for the store and field and how many sponsors that could possibly bring in. If blogspot would let me upload some damn pics I would put my new pic up here and the some pic of my sponsors stuff as well as a few pics of the lovely ladies in the paintball world that I would love to meet, but it won't so oh well.

As Always

Love me or hate me, You will remember me

The Ramblin Hillbilly

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Ok first off let me say that I am sick of having computers crash on me!!!!! It really sucks, I had a mile long post typed up over everything that had pissed me off for the past month and the computer dies. I was cussing for the next 2 hours, 342 son of a bitches, 98 mother fuckers 1394 cock sucking ass holes later I get back on the computer, yeah it was that bad! Like I said the post was a damn mile long, I had been typing for close to an hour and it would have been one of the best rants I had ever been on. So luck has not been on my side here lately but a dear friend of mine just gave me some news that could probably make my day hell even my year but it would require making a huge sacrifice. More details will be forth coming as they emerge as I don't know too much about it myself. E mail me RT I am definatley interested if the opportunity is still open.

As Always

Love me or hate me, You will remember me

The Ramblin Hillbilly