Ok The Ramblin Hillbilly started his new job at the state park and has been unable to post for the past few days. The way it's looking I'm only going to be able to post once or twice a week and that is going to suck. On the upside I'm getting to chase plenty of beautiful young ladies and I've already got a couple of phone numbers. I can tell this is going to be a summer of fun.


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The Ramblin Hillbilly

Think he's got gas?

Let this be a lesson to you all

Ok, today I post on something that's been aggravating the living crap out of me for some time now. I have a yahoo e mail address as do countless others. I opened my e mail this morning and reciever 21 different scams ranging from"my dad was a millionaire and died and I am deathly ill looking to give my money to someone to invest in a charitable cause" to "I am a banker from Nigeria and my client died in a plane crash and now the government is about to take all his money, can I entrust the sum of 128,500,000 US dollars to you. Another one I get alot is you won the mega jackpot of the UK lottery and "I work for an art gallery or textile firm and I am looking for someone in your country to expand our interests there. I don't know about all of my 2 readers at this point but this is annoying the piss out of me and I think the government should get off it's lazy ass and do something. Personally I would like to track down their IP addresses find the bastards and put a bullet between their eyes, that is how bad they are pissing me off at this point. The very least the FBI, CIA, NSA or any of the other 3 letter agencies could do is track them down and confiscate their computers and put them in jail, fraud is still a crime last time I checked. Oh well I know that I'm not going to fall for any of these scams and I hope no one else does either.

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The Ramblin Hillbilly

Alright ladies and gents another stupid person story. As I sat in my buddies shop today a guy walked in and asked if we were a game checking station. I informed him that we did not yet check in game due to the fact that we were waiting on the permit from the dnr. Guy says ok and thanks and walks out the door then comes back about an hour later with one of the largest small mouth bass I have ever seen in my life. Now as soon as he walked in the door I smelled the liquor but decided to be polite. We did the usual bs fishing talk, "where did you catch it, what were you using" that sort of thing. After about 10 minutes he asks me to check the fish in to see if it made the record books. At this point I decided to get just a bit smart ass and informed him that the dnr paperwork had not arrived in the hour since his last visit. Just for the hell of it I decided to tell him to check back in an hour. The dumb ass says ok and leaves and I sat there thinking that I won't see him again. But what do my eyes behold an hour later but his smiling, semi toothless face walk through the door. Now as I sat behind the counter thinking there's no way this could possibly be happening he came up and asked.................... you guessed it, "hey did ya'll get that paper work in yet? I really hope yaal did cause I don't want that bass to ruin. Now my tolerance for dumbasses had ran out. Needless to say I got quite rude and told him to take his drunk ass to walmart and check it in. God save me from the stupid people!

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The Ramblin Hillbilly

That's me in the bottom corner with the sunglasses on. Pic was taken at the East River VFD after we finished our wildland firefighter class.

This one's for you Red

Ok, I'm beginning to think that bad luck just decided to take a giant shit on me. First my computer takes a giant shit, then the job I applied for someone else was hired, these I can live with but then yesterday my phone turns up missing. I look everywhere and it's njo where to be found. So I call sprint and find out that the insurance was not added to the package when I signed up like I requested so I have to pay full price. So if any of the 2 readers that I have know anywhere I can get a free sprint cellphone I would be eternally greatfull.

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The Ramblin Hillbilly

Ok, I had a pretty decent day yesterday, hung out at my buddies shop all day made a couple sales and got to see aeon flux(pretty good movie). So I'm thinking it's a rare day that nothing's went wrong, the day was going ok untill I got home that is. I get to the house and go to turn on my computer(primary harddrive 0 not found) is the mesage I keep getting. Now I'm a mild computer nerd, I know my way around well enough to know this is a bad thing. So I'm setting at my buddies shop now typing this and checking my e mail dreading the foriegn pricks I'm going to have to deal with this evening on customer service. This really sucks, I had some awesome videos downloaded, some bad ass jeeps going through damn near impossible mudholes and my dream car a Dodge Viper burning anything that tried to keep up. Oh well, hopefully I will be able to get it fixed tonight and if not I'm going to be taking it to the techno geek on the fire department(you know I love ya chuck). I will be back up and running here soon. I will try to keep up with my blog on my buddies computer here at the shop untill that happens.

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The Ramblin Hillbilly

The new face of troop transport, makes me want to re enlist!

Ok not alot to post today but I have applied for a new job at one of the local hospitals. The job is in patient transport and pays pretty well but what attracts me the most is the complete benefits package. Full medical,dental,vision life and health and long and short term disability. I'm not going to get excited yet because as soon as I do it will fall through. It never fails, anytime I get excited about anything it doesn't happen. I'm running a risk posting it on here before it's happened yet but those who live without risks seldom get rewards(a quote from some guy alot smarter than me). Anyway I hope this doesn't jinx me posting about it before it happens but that's all for today.

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The Ramblin Hillbilly

Ok The Ramblin Hillbilly is back and is more pissed off than ever and I'm putting out a call to arms, We being the true full blooded, here by the grace of God(legally here) Americans need to put a stop to this crap once and for all. I was reading on netscape about how they all boycotted their jobs inorder to show their economic might and how much this country depends on them. Guess what you filthy mexicans, this Country is still running and we're gonna keep running without you. If it were my choice you would all be put on a boat in the middle of the atlantic and blown to hell. You are here illegally, and yes the laws do matter and yes I will deport your ass with your little kids too. And your damn right I support the wall being built between the US and that God forsaken piss hole you call home. And you know what else? I support guns being placed on the wall to shoot and piece of mexican trash that tries to cross the border. And you know what, The Ramblin Hillbilly will volunteer to stand on that wall and man the guns and piss on the bleeding heart left wing liberals while I'm doing it. And you know what else I'll have fun while I'm doing it, you won't be able to pull me off that wall. Just give me a porta pisser, a fridge stocked with lots of frosty ice cold adult beverages, a bit of food, a laptop with wireless internet and an umbrella for shade and I'll live on top of that wall. And as far as I'm concerned we should put a mine field with anti tank mines(no that's not a bit excessive, it's just right.) There is no problem that can't be solved with the propper application of high explosives. Even the mexicans, put them all on a ship with about 100 tons of c4 and BOOM!!!!!!! just as long as I get to push the button I'll be happy. That's it, I'm done with my rant untill I read something else in the news that pisses me off.

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Love me or hate me, You will remember me

The Ramblin Hillbilly